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This bath mat features a retro-style image of a glamorous woman with styled dark hair, red lipstick, and a joyful smile, lounging in a bubble bath. Behind her is a sea-green tiled bathroom wall with soap bubbles floating around. Playful black text reads “Rub A Dub Dub.” At the bottom of the mat, centered over a seafoam green background strip, bold black text reads: “I Need A Man For My Tub.” The overall vibe is vintage pin-up with playful humor. This is the larger version.
The bath mat is displayed next to a tub with a pair of slippers for size context.
This bath mat features a retro-style image of a glamorous woman with styled dark hair, red lipstick, and a joyful smile, lounging in a bubble bath. Behind her is a sea-green tiled bathroom wall with soap bubbles floating around. Playful black text reads “Rub A Dub Dub.” At the bottom of the mat, centered over a seafoam green background strip, bold black text reads: “I Need A Man For My Tub.” The overall vibe is vintage pin-up with playful humor. This is the smaller version.
The corner of the mat is displayed to show the finished edges. .
The mat's anti-slip backing is displayed
This close-up image of an actual "Book Boyfriend Wanted" bath mat is being provided to better convey the finish quality of the plush microfiber material.
This bath mat features a retro-style image of a glamorous woman with styled dark hair, red lipstick, and a joyful smile, lounging in a bubble bath. Behind her is a sea-green tiled bathroom wall with soap bubbles floating around. Playful black text reads “Rub A Dub Dub.” At the bottom of the mat, centered over a seafoam green background strip, bold black text reads: “I Need A Man For My Tub.” The overall vibe is vintage pin-up with playful humor. This is the larger version.
The bath mat is displayed next to a tub with a pair of slippers for size context.
This bath mat features a retro-style image of a glamorous woman with styled dark hair, red lipstick, and a joyful smile, lounging in a bubble bath. Behind her is a sea-green tiled bathroom wall with soap bubbles floating around. Playful black text reads “Rub A Dub Dub.” At the bottom of the mat, centered over a seafoam green background strip, bold black text reads: “I Need A Man For My Tub.” The overall vibe is vintage pin-up with playful humor. This is the smaller version.
The corner of the mat is displayed to show the finished edges. .
The mat's anti-slip backing is displayed
This close-up image of an actual "Book Boyfriend Wanted" bath mat is being provided to better convey the finish quality of the plush microfiber material.

"Book Boyfriend Wanted for Tub Duty" Funny Bath Mat for Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)

We designed this bath mat for the romance reader who believes her tub deserves more than just warm water and bath bombs.

Which, in our minds, means a man worthy of the tub and your personal romance novel fantasy.

So, whether your man is real or 100% fictional, this mat sends a message loud and clear: Bring on the heat.

Bonus points if he brings wine and knows how to draw a good bubble bath.

Bath Mat Details:

  • Choose size:  24" × 17" or 34" × 21"
  • Sizes can vary up to an inch
  • 100% Plush Microfiber
  • Cotton binding around the edges
  • Non-slip backing
  • Machine Wash Gentle
  • Line Dry
  • Do Not Bleach, Iron or Dry Clean

Please note that the last image is a close-up photo of an actual bath mat using this design. It provides a better assessment of the quality of the print and the plush microfiber material.

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$29.99
$29.99
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Size: 24" × 17"

Sku: 19471805636717439716

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